I actual haven't finished this book yet. I started it two days ago and I find it tremendously funny! I love the witty writing and the wonderful use of the English language...... also I'm pretty sure it's for children- BUT that doesn't mean that it can't be read by adults!
A Whole Nother Story by Dr. Cuthbert Soup is, so far, deliciously entertaining, innovative, and clever beyond imagination. I wish I had written it myself. Here is an excerpt that I just found absolutely delightful!
SOME MUCH NEEDED ADVICE ON TATTOOS
"There was a time when, if you encountered someone with a tottoo, you could pretty much assume he was either a sailor or had, at one time or another, been in prison. There was something, it seemed, about men being cooped up together that made them want to draw on themselves.
But lately, it's become more and more difficult to distinguish sailors and ex-convicts from regular folks, as everyone these days is getting a tattoo.
People who get tattoos are likely to say it is a great way to express their individuality. But before you decide to express your individuality by doing what everyone else is doing, be forewarned that tattoos are permanent.
What then if you happen to choose a tattoo that seems like a good idea at the time but one day outlives its usefulness?
For instance, I am acquainted with a young woman named Lois who was so enamored of her fiance, Jack, that she thought it might be nice to surprise him by having the words I love Jack tattooed in bright red ink on her right shoulder blade.
Two day later, Jack surprised Lois by marrying someone else. And so, because tattoos are permanent, she was forced to return to the tattoo parlor and have the words I love Jack altered to read I love flapjacks.
That was some time ago. Since then Lois has gotten over Jack and is currently back on the dating scene, though she finds that all of her suitors end up taking her to dinner at the local pancake house.
This goes to show you that the only place you should ever have anyone's name written in indelible ink is on the waistband of your underwear. And then it should be your own name, as having someone else's name on your underwear would be both odd and highly inappropriate.
The point is that tattoos are permanent. Underwear is not.
Still, it seems that these days tattoos are outselling underwear two to one. As popular as they might be, I would advise against getting one at all costs. Because, as with my pancake-loving friend Lois...there will come a day when you will most assuredly regret having it. This I absolutely guarantee or my name isn't....wait a minute. This is not my underwear."